We were completely hooked the moment we heard the charming 2 Swindlers representative speak, as it quickly became clear that these guys really know their stuff. We’re far too smart to let an opportunity like this go, so we immediately ordered in several thousand units, pictured below in the brand new warehouse that we’ve had specially built to house them all. We’re sure this place will be empty again in no time, though, as the mattresses will soon be on their way to those discerning customers looking for quality so great it feels almost unreal!
A tight squeeze, but luckily all the mattresses fit!The Emperor is easily the best made bed we’ve ever laid eyes on, and rest assured, we have most definitely laid eyes on it. As our very good friends at 2 Swindlers Ltd. are now far too busy with their next fantastic venture (genuine flying carpets!) to pick up the phone or reply to their emails or notice that their website has suddenly vanished without trace, we’d like to thank them here for giving us the opportunity to sell this magnificent mattress. Here’s to a long and happy partnership!